This is only a test...

Had this been an actual blog entry, you would have been directed to
move indoors immediately - it is not clear how long pigs can stay
airborne.

If this is a blog...

If a Blog is a Web Log, and a log is, in this case, a record of
personal thoughts and observations, then the fact that this particular
blog has not been updated in so long must imply something about the
personal thought processes and observational skills of the author.

Indeed?